Gernails Law of Motion



In the name of all mighty Bin Qasim, I hear by lay down Laws of Motion in Al Bakistan


Gernails First Law: It is my way or coup/jail. #G1

Gernails Second Law: When you sow terrorist, you reap dollars. #G2

Gernails Third Law: Anything that can go wrong, will be blamed on yahood-hanood & Amreeka.#G3

Gernails Fourth Law: Necessity is the ammi of fauji interventions. #G4

Gernails Fifth Law: Assumptions is the ammi of all Kargils and arrogance is the khala of all Bin Ladens. #G5 

Gernails Sixth Law: For every bum blast, there is an equal number of RAW agents to be blamed. #G6

Gernails Seventh Law: The number people dying in bum blasts, is inversely proportional to the number of people making to jannah. #G7

Gernails Eighth Law: Borders at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by non-state pious biradars. #G8

Gernails Ninth Law: If you can spin every defeat to victory in history textbook, why live responsibly? #G9

Gernails Tenth Law: Victory or defeat, humiliation or honor is temporary but corner plots are permanent. #G10

Gernails Eleventh Law: Jungjoo fauj remains beacon of non-discrimination, be it bengali, baloch, pashtun, sindhi or punjabi - civilians will be treated like cattles #G11

Gernails Twelfth Law: Equality is when all politician have opportunity to be PM. Equity is when every PM will be eventually humiliated. #G12 

Gernails Thirteenth Law: Prime Ministers may come & go, only thing constant is jungjoo fauj. #G13

Gernails Fourteenth Law: When you owe someone money, it's their problem & no longer yours to worry. #G14

Gernails Fifteenth Law: Who you vote for is immaterial, what matters is who counts your vote. #G15 

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version control: 
1. first seven laws added DURING gen raheel
2. three new laws added DURING gen bajwa
3. FIVE NEW LAWS ADDED DURING GEN ASIM MUNIR

Comments

  1. Superb…. Atmi mulk paxtan ke Gernail Saheb 🤣🤣🤣

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  2. Make this man field marshal of ummat ae muslim

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